Wailing Wall Tragedy

As Wailing Wall's manger I regret to inform you that on a recent tour, as Wailing Wall's tour bus traveled from New York City to New Jersey, a cow crossed the road, forcing the driver to veer violently into oncoming traffic. Sadly, the only survivor of this ordeal is Frederick F., their bassist, who's currently auditioning for a reformed version of The Wonder Stuff. Thank you for supporting such a talented crew on what has turned out to be one hell of a ride, literally.

Sincerely,

Malcom McClaren III